August Tournament Results

Gent's Competition

Member Member

• First Place Gross: The Team of Dave Creta & Rob Touchette
• First Place Net: The Team of Glen Handley & Tom Collins
• 2nd Place Net: The Team of Tom Rose & Bill Lancellotta
• 3rd Place Net: The Team of Jim Sullivan & Charlie Haughey
• 4th Place Net: The Team of TimDiskin & Ed Cheverie
• 5th Place Net: The Team of Mike Bromage & Ken McLeod

Closest to the Pin :

• 3rd Hole - Gary Ley
• 5th Hole - Mike Bromage
• 8th Hole - Frank Puglia

Congrats Gentlemen!

Mulligan Inter-Club Tournament

Qualifying and representing Woodland Greens in the Mulligan Inter-Club are Rob Touchette, Mike Bonetti, Ken McKay, Mike Wahl and Steve Marshall....Tom Patefield will serve as the alternate.

Good Luck Gentlemen!

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Ladies Section

LADIES WOODLAND "OPEN"

• 1st Place Gross - Cathy Marshall & Belle DeCosta
• 1st Place Net - Debbie Creta & Angela Arundel
• 2nd Place Net - Cindy Bowden & Kim Weiss
• 3rd Place Net - Midge McPeak & Judy Squizzero

Way to go Ladies!!

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Remaining 2009 Tournament Schedule for the Season

* Member Guest (Sept. 13)

* Member Member (Sept. 27)

* Senior Open (Oct. 4)

* Turkey Shoot (Nov. 1)

* New Year's Day Brunch (Jan 1, 2010)

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$pecial$

• GOLF HEAVEN for $130: 10 nine hole rounds of Golf (valid Mon. - Fri. 10 - 2) Passes may be purchased from the bartender.
  
  
• Carts - Buy 10 ( 9 hole) Cart Passes - get one FREE (Members only) (You can purchase these special passes from Dave)
  
  
• Membership $pecial ~ Any current Member that signs up a New Member between Sept. 1st & Oct. 31st for the 2010 Season will receive a $100 discount off of their 2010 Golf Membership.
  
  2010 Memberships are now Available.... Pay now and play until Feb. 2011. Applications can be found online or at the Golf Club!

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Congratulation Wishes

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Simple Rules of the Golf Course

Please Follow Cart Signs, Replace Divots, Fix Ball Marks, and Rake Traps. Look Ahead, Don't Look Back....This will move play along nicely and make your Golfing experience much more enjoyable.

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Golf World!

For your pleasure, read these actual calls that were received at local New England Golf Courses!

ENJOY!!

Staff: Golf course, may I help you?
Caller: What are your green fees?
Staff: 38 dollars.
Caller: Does that include golf?

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Staff: Golf course, may I help you?
Caller: Yes, I need to get some information from you. First, is this your correct phone number?

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Staff: Golf course, may I help you?
Caller: Yes, we have a tee time for two weeks from Friday. What's the weather going to be like that day?

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Staff: Golf course, may I help you?
Caller: Yes, I had a tee time for this afternoon but I'm running late.
Can you still get me out early?

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Staff: Golf course, may I help you?
Caller: Yes, do you have one of those areas where you can buy a bucket of golf balls and hit them for practice?
Staff: You mean a driving range?
Caller: No, that's not it.

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Staff: Golf course, may I help you?
Caller: Yes, I'd like to get a tee time tomorrow between 12
o'clock and noon.
Staff: Between 12 o'clock and noon?
Caller: Yes.
Staff: We'll try to squeeze you in.

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Staff: Golf course, may I help you?
Caller: Do you have any open tee times around 10 o'clock?
Staff: Yes, we have one at 10:15.
Caller: What's the next time after that?
Staff: We have one at 10:22.
Caller: We'll take that one. It will be a bit warmer.

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Staff: Golf course, may I help you?
Caller: What do you have for tee times tomorrow?
Staff: What time would you like?
Caller: What times do you have?
Staff: What time of the day?
Caller: Any time.
Staff: Morning or afternoon?
Caller: Whenever.
Staff: We have 16 times open in the morning and 20 open in the
afternoon. Would you like me to read the whole list?
Caller: No, I don't think any of those times will work for me.

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Staff: Golf course, may I help you?
Caller: Do you have a dress code?
Staff: Yes, we do. We require soft spikes.
Caller: How about clothes?
Staff: Yes, you have to wear clothes.

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Staff: Golf course, may I help you?
Caller: Can I get a tee time for tomorrow?
Staff: Sure, what time would you like?
Caller: Something between 9 o'clock and 10 o'clock. In the morning, if possible.

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Staff: Golf course, may I help you?
Caller: Do you rent golf clubs there?
Staff: Yes, they're 25 dollars.
Caller: How much to rent a bag?

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Staff: Golf course, may I help you?
Caller: Yes, my husband just called me on his cell phone and told me he's on the 15th hole. How many more holes does he have to play before he gets to the 18th?

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Staff: Golf course, may I help you?
Caller: Yes, do you have a driving range there?
Staff: Yes.
Caller: How much for a large bucket?
Staff: Four dollars.
Caller: Does that include the balls?

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Staff: Golf course, may I help you?
Caller: Do you have a twilight rate?
Staff: Yes, it's 15 dollars after 2 o'clock.
Caller: And what time does that start?

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Staff: Golf course, may I help you?
Caller: Yes, I'd like some info about your golf course.
Staff: OK, what would you like to know?
Caller: I don't know, that's why I called.

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Staff: Golf course, may I help you?Caller: My kids just came home with pockets full of range balls and said they stole them from your driving range. Would you like to buy them back?

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